Clam Sander

A man that does stimulate the right places on the female vagina while giving her oral sex. The man's tongue gets so dry (because it's taking so long) that it starts to feel rough like sandpaper.

"I'll never spend the night with that guy again, he was an ok kisser but what a clam sander...".

by M010LAVA October 16, 2021

Sander

The devil of camels. His birthday is every monday, curse him for this travesty!!

All fear Sander!!!

by TheCamelGod October 28, 2021

sander

weird person, is mostly bad with girls

"hey, do you see that guy over there? He is getting rejected"
"Yeah, he's such a sander"

by poitypooty July 23, 2019

Sander

If your name is Sander, you are probably the coolest, most handsome and fittest guy you will ever meet. Sander is the guy who gets all the girls and if he gets irritated you're one knockout from being dead. You will find people who's name is Sander on the Norwegian sea on a jetski. probably a Kawasaki ultra 310r stage 1.

OMG Sander is so handsome.

by Asico September 18, 2020

Surging Sanders

When somebody over the age of 60 pops a random boner for the first time in a long time.

My grandpa got a Surging Sanders while watching Price is Right. Gross!

by brickcheddar September 21, 2016

surging sanders

A Surging Sanders is when you come out of nowhere.

A surging sanders has taken the lead in the most recent polls, with a double-digit advantage.

by Dreadhawk177 September 22, 2016

Jacob Sanders

Jacob is very cool. He is extremely sporty, likes basketball the most. Most of the girls at his school think he is ugly, for his hair which is multicolored naturally, but there's one (Lexi) that just love him through and through for everything about him. He is super popular, and a natural leader. Has many different hoodies.

LEXI: "Wow, have you seen the hoodie Jacob Sanders is wearing today? He looks perfect and cute and--"
EVERYONE ELSE AT SCHOOL: "WE KNOW you're obsessed, now shut up!!"

by JayBird-Jamie March 29, 2022