sand brit

"You see that fucking Sand Brit over there?"
by TheAnonymousTurtle November 23, 2016
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Jesus Sand

The purest Molly/MDMA/Ecstasy on the market.

It is referred to as "Jesus Sand" because it is a powder that has a brownish-yellowish color to it and it makes you feel like the messiah.
Person 1: "We found a bag of this yellow powder infront of the Coachella entrance and we snorted a bump of it and we were rolling balls harder than we ever had before".

Person 2: "Yo! That's that JESUS SAND, the purist shit you can find on the market".

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by Tod1232 June 19, 2015
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Sand marlin

The giant fish that you hook but never land
Caught a massive sand marlin...

It could of been a rock that snaps your line, but who can prove it.
by Sandmarlin August 17, 2018
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Sand Kelp

When someone is in such over reactive distress that they cannot speak clearly and attempt to say Send Help.
Oh my god I'm overworked/ Please Sand Kelp!!!
by hottstepper November 21, 2019
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sanding pinocchio

Dave decided to stay in Saturday night, and spent it watching porn and sanding pinocchio.
by MarcRadsdoc June 15, 2008
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sand nugget

A shit lightly covered in sand meant to simulate the out appearance of a rock. Usually used as a prank or method of hiding shame/ protecting dignity.
Dude! I stepped in a sand nugget the other day, twas bullshit.

Shit Dog Shit
by Jeremy's Dunk June 05, 2014
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Sand Fight

The Art of Grabbing sand and throwing it at Someones face or shoving it down their pants. If your at a family gathering down by the lake and you hear your younger cousin yell "Sand Fight!" you will probably be filled with the urge to knock the bastard out.
"Hey guys lets have a sand fight." You- Gets grounded for hitting your cousin
by Lil Pad June 26, 2017
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