Sam

Sam means the name of one person who is:

Super

At

Masterbation

But Can't Masterbate because there is nothing that he/She has to Masterbate with.

Sam is Gay, annoying and fucked in the head.

by SomeKidThatKnowsShit2 June 18, 2017

Sam

A really gay guy who still dates 4 girls per day
He has a fetish for outlets and trucks, as well as yeezys and, therefore, very expensive condoms

Oh your Sam stay away I don’t want to go to bed with you
You have mental issues? You must be Sam.

by Outlet Advocate November 13, 2018

Sam

Just a massive cunt

My mate Sam is a cunt

by -God420 December 6, 2019

Sam

The female equivalent to a Kyle.

If your name is Samantha, but you go by Sam, chances are you are a Kyle.

That Sam chick is such a Kyle ! She acts like she's all that and treats her bf's like crap but still thinks she's a good person.

by Don't trust me, I'm not a doc April 3, 2020

Sam

He comes off as a rapist, but he is a very nice person.

"Sam has a 4 inch penis."

by DaddyIsaiah November 2, 2017

sam

long haired snapey boi loves like big butty only feeling of joie when around pool noodles. dags from home insuernce want to flek him jjjjjjjjj.

sam is sexual aroused by pool noodles.

by abortedjeesus September 5, 2018

Sam

The biggest sideman ever known to the human race.

Jess: Hello Sam, I know you like me and all that, but can you give me some advice on this other guy I like?

Sam: Yea, sure, anything for you.

by Broome123 May 16, 2016