A sex act: When you piss, shit, and cum in a blender, blend them all together, empty it into a condom, tie off the end, then proceed to throw the filled condom at your partner who is wearing a Hawaiian shirt.
Johnny threw his Salty Coconut at Sally while they were in bed together, Sally enjoyed it very much.
by saltycoconut69 September 25, 2017
Get the Salty Coconutmug. When a guy swims in the ocean and sea salt gets stuck on his balls, leaving a salty taste for the person giving him a blow job after the swim.
Jessica: Bob gave me salty dumplings after his trip to the beach.
Becky: Ew, why did you give him a blow job after his trip to the beach?
Becky: Ew, why did you give him a blow job after his trip to the beach?
by CheesyBoi December 12, 2017
Get the salty dumplingsmug. When you blindfold your partner before sex, and then tell them to open their mouth to get ready for a load, you put a salty treat in their mouth instead (chips, pretzels, etc.)
"I gave my girlfriend a pretty nice salty secret last night!"
"Yeah, what'd ya give her?"
"Salt and vinegar lays!"
"Yeah, what'd ya give her?"
"Salt and vinegar lays!"
by Bick Steprelli March 1, 2014
Get the salty secretmug. When you're having sex on a bed and before you cum, you throw your partner off the bed and cum on them.
"I gave her the salty shipwreck"! "what?" Yea, we we're romping on the bed and I felt a heated gizz coming on. So I pulled out, threw her overboard off the bed, then spewed on her."
That's the salty shipwreck
That's the salty shipwreck
by montiggs November 23, 2013
Get the salty shipwreckmug. by amberkaytlyn October 30, 2015
Get the salty twatmug. by the Lovecraft December 9, 2013
Get the salty mcgeemug. by zbug773 August 23, 2022
Get the salty parrotmug.