Samuks

after you have given a blow job to someone, you blow the cum out youre nose and the person who got the blow job
eats it

He was realy disgusting he samuksed me

by Sam December 8, 2004

Samuel Ross-Gower

A special species of Walrus of the order: Anura (Toad), family: Aegithalidae (Long Tailed Tits). It is often known to get drunk on the sea water in which it lives. In this delirious state, it donkey punches the blue whale (Order: Heather, Family: Spurr). Known to be of low fidelity, it is often hunted down by the Japanese Swordfish adept in the Ninja Arts of the Underwater.

That guy is such a jerk, he's like a Samuel Ross-Gower.

Only Samuel Ross-Gower could tap worse ass!!

by SmokingHotNinja March 10, 2009

Samuel O'Hare

Someone who is always on your thoughts. Someone who is always in your heart. Someone who you'll want to spend the rest of your life with. Someone who just with a soft spoken word, can change the outlook of your day. He is the most incredible person that'll walk into your life and from that day on, you'll share only special moments with. Life is not easy, but he will change every dynamic known to you. He is someone you look forward to seeing, knowing, being with and forever present in your mind, you'll know he's the one you want to see the world with. He's sincere, incredibly handsome, sweet, caring, super charming and that one hug of his is enough to set you free. You'll look forward to spending the future in his arms.

To me, Samuel O'Hare is all i know, all i see. To me, he is the only one i ever hoped would be. Today, tomorrow and forevermore.

by KristyCall01 May 24, 2010

Samurai Suprise

When three guys get together with one female and plug all three of her openings (mouth,vagina,anus) at the same time.

Man,we met this hot chick last night and she came back to our place with me and my 2 buds and begged for the samurai suprise.

by B.W.A 6307 March 27, 2011

Samurai Ops

Awesome samurai with ninja skills and weapons
Usually sent on recon missions that could turn bloody

Samurai Ops is any samurai in history mixed with any ninja in history except the lame ones

by Dr Killshot October 6, 2011

Samuel clemmens

A good ol fashioned rim job made to bring gay and straight couples back together.Has many variations as the old fashioned samuel clemmens and the sloppy clemmens

linal gave liness a samuel clemmens.

by Sw4G sK8t3rz August 6, 2012

samurai poop

a dump so painful you food fight's back with a terd so enormous you feel like you are being stabbed when you shit

OMG that was a painful Samurai Poop took me 30 minutes

by LargeLONEWOLF22 August 2, 2014