Sad Saltine

A hand job given using tears as lube, culminating disparagingly in her mouth.

Hey man how was your night with Dee? Bad at first but I convinced her to do a sad saltine even though her dog died.

by Keystoned4 September 7, 2018

Sad Kautz

Originated from David Katz. Our "dear" friend Kautz who unfortunately looks exactly like David. Is when someone says something that offends or hurts your feelings

In a galaxy far far away... virgins watched a completely made of nonsense film and created a religion. Civilization labelled them Betas! He felt like a Sad Kautz

by Drhymen September 7, 2018

sad napkin

The grool and jizz-encrusted fast food napkin often found on the floor mat the morning after disappointing car sex.

I was taking my mother to brunch this morning and was hoping she didn't ask about sad napkin on the passenger seat floor.

by rugbykiltman November 13, 2022

sad kant

Andrew Mulkearns

Andrew Mulkearns is such a sad Kant man couldn’t get hard and is depressed now

by Ronan honey December 8, 2021

SAD-ist

A YouTube channel that makes animatics for the dream smp. Has gotten lots of recognition from its members in the storyline and those who aren’t. And is usually referred to when dream smp animation comes up in conversation.

*Any member of dream smp storyline starts stream

Chat:HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW SAD-ist ANIMATIC

by Flowerspoat January 11, 2021

Gack Sad

When you go through an extended period of time during it is incredibly easy to make you cry.

I cried at a NatWest ad last night, I think I might be Gack Sad.

by Bestaltoever January 16, 2021

sad hippo

a person who is forced to breathe oxygen to survive, in an environment they would rather not do so

Kittykat1232 is a sad hippo

by AnaxNavi February 19, 2021