Yankee Swap

Slang: A term used to describe the act of oral sex being performed between two partners simultaneously. Synonymous with 69.

“I had an embarrassing experience. I came home early and caught my parents in the middle of a yankee swap. There was jizz everywhere.”

by Dr. Snoctopus November 5, 2017

The Stapleton Hormone

Usually triggered by the cancerous sound of Chris Stapleton’s voice, it releases into ones prefrontal cortex gradually over the course of each song played. Eventually, it dulls the person’s decision making skills to the point in which all that they can think about is how utterly satisfying homocide would be.

Tennessee Whiskey? Yeah I choked my cousin Bobby Joe last week while listening to that song. The police let me off the hook when I told them I just had a high concentration of The Stapleton Hormone in my brain.

by It’s the sweet 1 May 16, 2018

stapler

when you staple someone's balls to their forehead.

you so gay, ima give you a stapler

by Devin Shingsley July 12, 2006

stapleton

a lover who takes advantage of you financially.

(named after Colleen Stapleton)

Bob: Yeah, Mary keeps getting me to pay her rent

Charlie: Dude, you should get rid of her. she's a total fucking stapleton.

by Zak Hall February 5, 2005

Omaha Swap

When you need to use the restroom, are still thirsty, and just happen to have a drink in your hand. As one liquid goes out, the other is taken in, hence the "Swap". Many individuals try to consume their entire beverage before they are finished urinating.

"Oh man, that party was insane, people were so drunk that they were even Omaha Swapping it out in the bathrooms."

by Big Daddy Phil June 25, 2008

cock-staple

odd, yet humorous, combination of words used as a personal title, insult, or love-name...often in jest.

"Nice soccer-rocker, cock-staple!"

by dorham May 23, 2006

Sauce Swap

The act of swapping stored sauce in the mouth while making out.

Boy- *has Buttermilk ranch stored in his mouth, then proceeds to make out with his girlfriend.

Girl- *has ketchup stored in her mouth, proceeds like make out with her boyfriend

While the two are making out, boy trades his sauce with his girlfriend. Boy now carries ketchup in his mouth while his girlfriend carries buttermilk ranch. This is the act of a sauce swap

The two continue their day and venture on to Costco for the free samples.

by Savitar Slayer January 10, 2019