swamp ass

An oily, wet, sometimes lumpy secretion which becomes plastered,...no..pasted, between the cheeks of your ass, and in the worst cases, oozes out of the crack near the satchel and skid marks your underwear, and if your wearing slacks, them too. Condition can bring on an uncomfortable rash, butt cheek pimples, and the dreaded festering lump around your underwear leg band.

Dude,..you got swamp ass or what?

by Pierce-a-cola February 5, 2008

Swamp Ass

The slight or severe inflamation of the inner ass cheeks due to excessive walking or running after taking a deuce. Usually a slight refuge of junk surrounds and agitates the exit region.

I had the worse case of swamp ass at Six Flags.

by Cambo El Nino November 11, 2006

The Swamp

One of the many projects in San Francisco, also known as Sunnydale.
A.K.A: Swampy Desert
Swamp
The Dale

Hey my nigga, you know them beezys from "The Swamp"?

by Swamper415 September 1, 2008

Swames

Player; man-slut; A guy with lots and lots of game

Dude, did you hear about Pete last night? He hooked up with like 6 freshman!

Yeah, I hear he was a total Swames.

by 3rdDavis April 8, 2010

swampus

A medical term referring to the impending condition of swamp ass

I think I'm coming down with a case of swampus.

by Rubber Band Balls January 5, 2011

Swamp Ass

A condition of severely sweaty butt cheeks or crotch, where the sweat and any un-wiped or leaked fluids or poo from bad hygiene combines to make a disgusting stain that not only stinks up a 10 Ft radius in a crowd but attracts a horde of flies, hundreds of which collect on the stain and feed from it. overly tight nylon pants on a big female booty exacerbate the problem by intruding into the butt crack and wicking the fetid smear to the surface. The sufferer is sometimes unaware of this and does not correct it, leading to randomly taken pictures of their fly-infested ass appearing on the internet at their expense.

Nigel: Oh man- look at that nasty whore with the big booty and red pants! Is that a brown stain in the crack of her ass or a horde of flies on a brown stain?
William: Shit man, she's got the Swamp Ass!

by abjectus October 16, 2012

swamp lord

Being the lord of a swamp.

"Who's that guy covered in mud?"
"Oh that's Tom, he's a SWAMP LORD."

by #1 Swamp Lord in Murica December 25, 2015