Cum Guzzling Spunk Dragon 

As a lady is giving you a blow job, just after you cum in her mouth, punch her in the stomach. This will make her cough violently and expel "spunk" from her mouth and nose, making her look like a "Cum Guzzling Spunk Dragon".

Just as I jizzed in her mouth I gave her a right good whack. She looked like a right Cum Guzzling Spunk Dragon!

Cum Guzzling Spunk Dragon by Jimbomate March 6, 2011

spanky 

A man who is nothing more than a play thing or toy...

Never capitalized unless it's the beginning of a sentence.

Spanky is not a person...he's an object of desire; a possession; a treat you eat without guilt but can throw away if you're full and don't want to eat it all...

It's been a while...think I may give spanky a call.

I've had a hard day, I need some spanky.

Damn, spanky!

...and any other example any woman needs for a spanky ; )

spanky by Mamma Kat November 21, 2010

spunk 

See semen, cum, man chowder

I left her so fulla spunk...

spunk by Anonymous November 2, 2002

spunkalicious pubaloid 

a very gorgeous and beautiful person with lovely pubes

me and lauren are spunkalicious pubaloids.

spunkalicious pubaloid by smoi nd loz March 7, 2005

hanky spanky 

1. anything categorized under 'hanky panky' but with specifics to spanking.
2. spanking anyone named hank.

There was a lot of hanky spanky in the backseat between the two of them.

hanky spanky by blondetennis03 October 16, 2008

spunkbunker 

if refering to a female it would be a slut, if a male its a faggot!

that ho is such a spunkbunker, she got loaded full of spunk by that fudge-monkey!

spunkbunker by Irax October 13, 2003

Spunk-Weld

The result of fully dried seamen adhering two physical entities together.

Example 1

"Honey, I'm Spunk-Welded to the bed."

"I'll be in the garadge."

(Squirt)

"Ask me why I did it."

Example 2

"The wings on this Boewing 747 will never hold at that altitude."

"Don't worry, I spunk-welded it myself."

"Genius. You just made Captain in my book."

(Squirt)

"Ask me why I did it."

Spunk-Weld by Eric Hollerbach April 21, 2007