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The Spongebob

Is when a person lies on the bed with their head hanging off of the side. Then their partner inserts their penis in their moth and they deep throat it. The person with the penis in their mouth then proceeds to take their hand and rub it on their throat while laughing like Spongebob SquarePants thoroughly massaging the penis..
Did you hear that Jenny gave Kobe The Spongebob?”
by DoIMakeYouRandy? March 17, 2024
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pineapple spongebob

Kyler Malen took it in the ass by a gay man
Kyler malen took it in the ass by one of my homies hes a pineapple spongebob
by HappySlappyPapi November 30, 2021
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SpongeBob kid

A secretly gay white male, a Christian who pursues being a priest in his mid age but the only reason he pursues working in churches is because of his lore from being molested by a Christian priest as a child
by Spongebob kid April 24, 2024
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Spongebob

Sex move where several males put their dicks in every female's holes.
Me with the boys did spongebob last night to my gf
by DThrE October 16, 2019
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SpongeBob

The only reason Nickelodeon is still in business.
SpongeBob is yellow
by Moms spe ghetto February 3, 2018
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SpongeBob frame

A body shape resembling that of SpongeBob SquarePants.
Joe: I heard that Jessica likes you.

Mike: She's not my type. She has a SpongeBob frame.
by 2014_chiguy March 17, 2015
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SpongeBob Guy

Seriously guys what the actual fuck is the ACTUAL deal with the SpongeBob guy? I really can't wrap my fucking head around it. Aside from critical fat cock theory there is NO REASONABLE EXPLANATION FOR THAT SHIT! Stop making videos about it. Get that shit out of my sight. I couldn't possibly be more upset about this. You have all collectively failed me.
Hym "Seriously, this fucking SpongeBob Guy shit is really getting me. No amount of cleaning my fucking room is going to convert into banging Arianna Grande.... BUT... Being in a SpongeBob musical does... I mean... It TECHNICALLY makes me RIGHT AGAIN (Because bitches love SpongeBob)... But this is my single most hollow victory... I was right... But at what cost? I might actually welcome the lobotomy at this point. We've left absurdity altogether and shifted into insanity. She has to be doing that on purpose. She knows who I am. She knew it would make headlines. An entirely calculated decision. She's trying to ruin 'being right' for me. The ONLY THING I ENJOY and she fucking ruined it. God damn you.... MMMM!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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