snow martyr

A person with a compulsion to demonstrate "presenteeism" by travelling to the office via any possible means during heavy snowfalls, when home working is a readily available alternative.

Rosa - Transport system and schools closed down by several feet of snow, but good old Simon made it into the office yesterday I hear.

Emma - Yes he told anyone who would listen about his epic journey to work on cross-country skis.
Rosa: But he only had to do a bit of non-urgent filing.
Emma: Yes I know, he's such a snow martyr.

by corporate hoar December 14, 2010

butt snow

when a man cums in the ass of another man
refers only to gay men

man 1: "ready for my butt snow?"

by cattygurl998 December 26, 2014

Snow Glove

When a penis is completely covered in semen it is called a snow glove

Dude last night I went over to joe’s and gave him a snow glove to keep warm

by Mr.5’12 January 21, 2020

Snow Mullet

(Noun) A car with only front and side windows cleared off snow, leaving the roof & rear window looking like a Snow Mullet.

I was already running late for work, so I just gave my car a snow mullet haircut.

by Polymo January 31, 2016

Snow Cannal

To poop inside of your significant other's anus, and then have them poop it out into your mouth.

Dave: Hey, Brock, why didn't you reply last night?
Brock: Awe, man, Molly and I were Snow Cannaling all night!

by Snowy579 January 27, 2014

Snow Stand

Ripping a fat line of cocaine with your legs lifted up like your are doing a keg stand

Person 1: "what did you do last night?"
Person 2: "I did a snow stand in the garage last night, It hit different bro"

by MasterMountainClimber February 19, 2021

ben snow

cunt

“you’re such a ben snow”

by curtis2537 December 17, 2018