slippery nipple

An alcoholic of rum and baily's irish cream.

I really wanted one, but i was to shy to order a slippery nipple.

by Alex Long May 8, 2006

slippery cricket

This act involves 3 people. A male covers his penis in mint chocolate chip ice cream and inserts it in the female's vagina while another person shits down a 3 inch wide piece of PVC pipe shoved in the female's anus then packs it down with a feather duster before rubbing their ass on her face and pissing on the male with the ice cream covered penis.

Neil: Last night Devon and I gave Tina a slippery cricket she'll never forget.

by Bungle Six December 3, 2006

slippery Phil

A sexual act that involves pouring Old Milwaukee on a chicks tits, then tit fucking until you vomit on yourself. Originally pioneered by Phil Rodgers.

That crazy ass bitch wanted me to give her a slippery Phil. I would have, but Phil drank all my Old Mil.....

by Thumper February 27, 2003

slippery raptor

The act of having a veloceraptor tear a whole in your anus and lay its eggs inside, then having them hatch and come out, thus creating an ass raptor

"Oh man, i came into the Gutter and saw Fields getting a slippery raptor, now im blinded for life"

by Mr. Fields May 8, 2005

human slippers

To insert your feet into someones ass, preferably one foot per ass, and proceed to walk around with the persons on your feet!
Ideally you would use midgets!

i just got myself a pair of human slippers!

by Staplebrau September 30, 2006

Slippery Slappy

Once male has dumped load into female taking penis out of vagina and slapping her face cheeks with said object

And before she knew it, I'd slippery slapped her!

by Anonymous July 24, 2003

slipper socks

hideous looking socks that feel like slippers and look furry and warm; extremely comfy but extremely embarrassing to look at

My grandma bought me slipper socks for Christmas but I'm too embarrassed to wear them in front of people.

by Abbie Shepherd December 20, 2008