sleepies

a variation of the word "sleep," frequently used as a status for marking away on MSN Messenger or IRC (Internet Relay Chat).

It's sleepies time.

by redlssgurl February 24, 2004

sleeping tom

When you are attempting to shit from a ladder onto unsuspecting womans boobs.

Holy shit that was the most digusting sleeping tom i have ever seen

by Tonyizzle October 11, 2005

Skeeping

Streaking while under the influence of alcohol.

Hey everyone..Were going SKEEPING!!

by Jaqueline September 9, 2004

sleeping policeman

To have an "angry" penis tucked upwards 90 degrees behind the trouser belt

Mother Tereasa:"Your holyness,is that a sleeping policeman I see?!"

Pope JP 2:"No,its mearly peering over the garden fence"

by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004

chimney sweeping

To engage in sexual intercourse by which the penis is inserted into the stoma: a small hole in the neck created surgically to allow hardened smokers to breathe.

He had to wipe the tar off his penis after chimney sweeping that old hag.

by JB623789422 April 4, 2010

sleeping

Taking too much time to hit an L or joint, hitting it too many times/holing it for too long.

Alan: "Yo man, pass the L. You're sleeping on it."

by Liney4Life October 9, 2008

Dick Sleeping Bag

(n)A gay man's anus. A anus which encases penises inside it as if to give warmth or pleasure. Also can be a female vagina or butt hole.

Richard Simmons has a very loose Dick Sleeping Bag

by Alex MacGregor September 12, 2007