Optimus Swagger

Biggest my yute in the world, Smokes Bogies and trash at 2k. Also likes to eat pigs.

Nigga 1: Yo dawg u see that piece of beef

Nigga 2: Nahh nigga thats Optimus

Optimus Swagger

by Nigero 46 June 1, 2018

Farm Swagger

When someone appears to be walking confidently, but they're actually trying to knock the cowshit off their boots inconspicuously.

"Chuck walked in here this morning I thought he was in a good mood but he just had farm swagger. Now I've got to mop the floors"

by Potter/Tioga memes September 16, 2018

Top Shagger

A lad tha gets all the pussy, he usually wakes up with a new girl every morning. Also he will usually have a big shlong. Usually named Mackenzie, Jason, Mike or Albert

Person: Hey! I’ve heard your a top shagger?
Top Shagger: Yeye *whilst smelling of pussy*

by 369gorlswannadrinkwine April 4, 2019

Jacob Saggertaggers

a monstrous “music artist” that is popular with 12 year olds

“Have y’all heard of Jacob Saggertaggers new song? is as disgusting as a smokers computer!”

by .ayano aishi. October 30, 2019

Ferry shagger

David coats from south Queensferry, shags who he wants when the bitches want it

A man that is from south Queensferry but works as roofer in Edinburgh, ie ferry shagger

by Ferry shagger June 24, 2022

Hat Shagger

A person in a uniformed profession who is obsessed with their job.

He’s such a hat shagger. He loves his uniform so much, he would fuck his own hat.

by Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. July 22, 2023

three legged swagger

sex between a man and a woman

I found her at the disco and proceeded to perform the three legged swagger once we returned home

by hugo de waal January 16, 2008