Stoner

Someone who smokes a lot marijuana, multiple times a week or even multiple times a day.

Snoop Dogg is such a stoner, I don't think he's ever sober.

by chikenboymemes May 8, 2019

Middle Stoner Syndrome

While smoking marijuana in groups of three or more individuals, sitting in the center of the rotation and suffering from the inability to recall the direction of which one should pass the pipe (blunt, joint, etc.) is referred to as Middle Stoner Syndrome.

Joe: "Who passed this to me?"
Ben: "I did, it goes to Rick. I've told you three times now."
Joe: "Sorry, man, my Middle Stoner Syndrome is flaring up."

by D'Kevin February 10, 2012

stoner glasses

big rimmed sunglasses that usually take up more than half of your face. stoner glasses are so dark that no-one can tell you are stoned. if you can see through the lenses, they aren't stoner glasses.

girl #1: oh man do i look stoned?
girl #2: totally, u better put on some stoner glasses.
girl #1: *puts on stoner glasses* great, now my parents won't notice.

by carito April 27, 2006

stoner drop

When you're so stoned that you stand up and fail to remember that there were lighters/weed/your phone/or random shit in your lap.

Anna stands up and goes inside.
A random lighter clatters to the ground.
"Where'd that lighter come from?"-Summer
"Anna must've stoner dropped it."-Alex

by baby tarzan November 4, 2013

stoner rage

When a person addicted to marijuana becomes aggressive, usually when they are not high anymore and/or do not have immediate access to marijuana.

Dude, my cousin flew into a stoner rage on our family vacation after not smoking pot for 12 hours.

by Emma Craig January 5, 2015

Miss scoper

born in the call of duty series, a miss scoper was coined due to how many times they "miss" the target they shoot at before they hit it. A miss scoper is usually another optic quick scoping wannabe who would love nothing more then to be a optic sniper but misses his quickscopes more then he hits them. This quickscoper will miss you about 4 to 5 times but possibly MIGHT hit you once. If he does manage to hit you once, he will go on and on about how he is a "pro" even though he misses 4 shots before he hits you once. Miss scopers usually have an accuracy of 30 to 35% with his sniper.

Miss Scoper *after finally killing his target on the 6th shot* - dude i am so pro, i don't know why optic hasn't recruited me yet!.

Hard Scoper *after killing the miss scoper with one shot* - dude, maybe they haven't recruited you because you miss 5 quickscopes before you hit one.

Miss Scoper - shut up you stupid hardscoper, i am a pro, did you not see that kill cam?

Hard Scoper - if being a "pro" sniper means missing 5 times and then killing your opponent then I'd rather be a "hardscoper" you miss your shots more then once, i don't miss, all i need is one bullet.

by el rey infared April 29, 2011

Deek ur scone

To see one's face at a later date.

'Awrite gudgie coff, u know yersel. Deek ur scone, min'

by laura456456 October 17, 2008