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rubber faucet

an accidental (or intentional) grazing of a limp (still covered in cum) dick right after sex across the girls face as he reaches over to grab water, a cigarette, anything... and leaves a small trail of sticky man juice... much like a dripping faucet.
He totally rubber fauceted me last night and got me in the eyes!
by BJill69 January 25, 2011
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Rubber bandit

An office thief - Robber of rubbers, stealer of stationary.
Alex Belk stole my rubber. He's such a rubber bandit.
by Jeb Jeb Binks March 6, 2013
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Rubber Brownie

When a guy takes a poo in a condom and fuck's his girl/guy with it.
Man: Bae wanna try the Rubber Brownie tonight?
Woman: The fuck is the Rubber Brownie Ben!?
Man: Basically I shit in a condom and then fuck you with it...
Woman: EW!! WTF YOU SICK BASTARD THE WEDDING IS OFF!!
by Phenis Star May 24, 2016
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Rubbercuck

A man who engages in promiscuous sexual activities with women while wearing a condom and/or other forms of contraception.
Person: 1 "Hey, I may be poor, but at least I'm not a loser virgin!"
Person: 2 "Shut up you rubbercuck!"
by Street Spitin' Wizard August 13, 2023
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Do the Rubbish

An updated version of the classic phrase "take out the trash"
Danny, you're going to have to "do the rubbish" soon.
by anonymous May 15, 2006
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really fucking rubbish

A medical condition, this is where someone is unable to do simple tasks. This is a medical condition however, doctors usually tell sufferers of the disease to put their heads in a bucket of water and breathe in deeply, this always seems to do the trick.
Doctor; What's the matter with you?
Patient; I think I'm really fucking rubbish
Doctor; Oh dear, well take these lead weights and go deep sea diving with five attached to each of your feet.
Patient; Okay, thanks doctor

Jon; What's the matter with Gartside, he can't score
Jack; I think he may be really fucking rubbish, we may have to put him down
Jon; Oh okay then
by SiN- MATT TAYLOR BABY!!! July 30, 2008
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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