menus-and-water restaurant

A poorly managed restaurant that is understaffed or has poorly trained waitstaff, such that you get a menu and maybe some water, but they forget you exist after that.

OK, it's been 20 minutes since we got our menu... and no food. This place is a menus-and-water restaurant. Let's bail for some Taco Bell.

by Path June 5, 2007

resting actor

unemployed person

Mary: James is an actor.

Jane: A resting actor, maybe. I think he's just allergic to work.

by ChuckChaser69 August 20, 2010

restau-rant

A really bad restaurant review.

Are you finished with your restau-rant? I get it, we're outta here. Let's pay the check and leave.

by Ae5Ea8 February 1, 2015

restobtw

a tall skinny man who pisses off anybody he plays games with and dances decently

Damn, restobtw is streaming!

Oh God, prestobtw is in our Town of Salem game!

I hope restobtw doesn't get on his alt account.

Man restobtw really sucks at Bed Wars!

by Bruh Shelf December 22, 2019

restupid

someone who is mad stupid or retarded

You're restupid, dont ever say anything like that again.

by BIG Neek November 5, 2006

Restaurant Quality Ho

A highly bangable woman...or a very attractive piece of ass.

While some of her friends are nasty looking, Tina is a restaurant quality ho!

by The CZar April 20, 2006

Restaurant Box

The styrofoam box you order when you can't finish your meal at a restaurant.

Person: Aw man, I'm really full.
Waiter: Would you like a restaurant box to put your food in?
Person: Yes thank you.

by Reginald Dobleginald July 3, 2009