Texas Ranchhand

Perhaps the most elusive sex move North of the Rio Grande. It is an act in which, after penile hand relief, a couple partakes in anal fornication. Generally, a saddle is placed on the back of the woman (or catcher in the case of a gay orgy) and animal noises are made by both partners. After the clan sex, the man deficates in a plastic Walmart bag, ties it off, and beats the woman sensless with it in a southern fashion.

Neighbor: "I heard some animal noises next door I think the Wilsons were doing the Texas Ranchhand"
Neighbor's Wife: "That explains the Walmart bag full of shit in our mailbox"

by MississipiSwampMonster June 3, 2010

Rancho Bernardo

A mid-sized town located near San Diego consisting of mostly middle classed citizens and a few rich folk living in the Trails. The Youth of the city are usually students from the local high school Rancho Bernardo High or the middle school Bernardo Heights. The city is home to many elderly folk; however, there are many hoodlums that roam the town and act like they are gangsters. The students will usually throw large parties consisting of vast amounts of alcohol consumption, large amounts of drug abuse, and statutory rape. The town also experienced a very big catastrophic event in 2007. A large fire burned down hundreds of houses, mostly in Westwood. The females in RB are very unique. Varying from emo, preppy, wanna-be gangster, and nerds, the females are usually all talk. Fear of what others think about them, the girls of RB usually act and talk as if they were all for sexually interacting with the males, but when the time comes they are just all make out sluts. Rancho Bernardo used to be known for its football and baseball teams but both sports are heading into a downward spiral. The attractive females of the school are usually prude and transfers that reside in Sabre Springs. The male students usually act really tough but will never fight. So if you're looking to get cross faded, make out with a 15 year old girl whose father secretly abuses her, and get into a drunk driving accident, come on down to Rancho Bernardo.

"Fuck bro theres nothing going down tonight"
"I know Rancho Bernardo is fucking gay"
"Lets call up some whores"
"Fuck that i don't feel like getting blue balls"
"Shit"

by HotPocketFresh July 7, 2008

ranch

The drug spot in your neighborhood where the junkies line up to get their fix, called so because these fuckin' junkies look and act like cattle

Them mutha fuckas making made papes at the ranch

by acdegrees November 22, 2004

Rancho Santa Margarita

home to the most narrow minded people in the planet (probably due to the milf community getting extreme botox injections) their kids follow them. the girls are slutty and stupid to get attention and the guys are dochebags who think they're hot shit. it's a big rich community neighbored to Coto de Caza where all the teenagers get BMW's and Mercedes before they even have their permit. Also home to Santa Margarita Catholic High School (most controlling "christian" school there is) and tesoro where all the chillers chill. It's quite a bubble.

Girl: OMG! My mommy is so mean! She only got me a BMW when I wanted a Bentley! Bitch be trippin'

Boy: I'm so ghetto. Fuck bitches, get money. (friends laugh) lets go be chillers.

^Typical of a conversation in Rancho Santa Margarita

by RSMrebel March 20, 2011

Rance

The combination of genres of Rap or hip hop over a Dance Music beat.
The Collection of a traditional Rapper or hip hop artist, Singing over a Faster pace Dance beat.

Hace you heard that new Rance song by Akon and David Guetta.
Snoop Dogg & DAvid Guetta - Wet
Akon with David Guetta - sexy bitch
Chris Brown with Benny Bennassi - Beautiful People
Tinie Tempah & Swedish House mafia- Miami to ibiza
Ian Carey & Snoop Dogg - Last Night
Rhianna & Guetta- Who's that chick

by Bomber_man May 19, 2011

rancher

a child that live at the Big Oak Ranch in gadsden, AL.

That Rancher live at the ranch.

by Brett Harris October 14, 2006

salad with ranch

start out by having some bitch shit on your stomach, and after this, make her jack you off, until you jizz all over her shit. watch this bitch eat it off of you, and then return the favor.

"i had my bitch eat some nuts before performing the salad with ranch, it gave us some nice krutons."

by ballcuzzi April 20, 2005