slime rancher

A person who grows algae for a profit and/or a paycheck.

She's a skilled slime rancher,.

by algaeforenergy December 8, 2010

The Jolly Rancher Game

A guy will take a jolly rancher, and put it in his mouth. Then he will french his girlfriend, but he has to try and not let the jolly rancher go into her mouth. If she is able to get it into her mouth, then she wins the game. If he has it by the time the jolly rancher disolves, then he wins the game.

I played the Jolly Rancher game with Cindy yesterday... I won!

by whyshouldyouknow?. April 25, 2011

ranched

to act lazy or slack off

'oh man jesse ranched out so hard'
'i can't believe he ranched on the project'

by lars43 February 23, 2009

ranch drunk

(adverb) (chiefly Australian) - The most intoxicated due to alcohol it is possible to get without the consequence of actual death, or, death related problems. Usually used as a static definitive reference point for intoxication.

Mike: "I was in the city last night"
Ross: "Yeah? Were you drunk?"
Mike: "Yeah, but i wasn't ranch drunk".

by Ross the Sauce November 2, 2006

Raunch Fart

A silent fart that you hope will go un-noticed in a crowd or a family situation, that does the exact opposite due to its horrific smell. The Raunch Fart is usually identified by the heat or burning sensation that accompanies its escape.

Dick: "God, someone just blew a total Ozark Mountain class Raunch Fart in there!"

Jane: "Yeah, it was me."

by chuck nitron February 24, 2009

Raunchy rodeo

While engaging in anal sex with your lady, you call her by her best friends name as you begin to pull her hair. The object, of course, being to ride for a full eight seconds.

Raunchy rodeos always lead to one night stands... But hey, I rode for ten seconds!

by MmfsGd August 16, 2011

ranch shovel

bro so basically any breaded food that can be used with ranch dressing, as a shovel if you will

chicken strips? you mean a ranch shovel

by lidiaxD February 28, 2019