A form of dual masturbation performed by two male partners. Sit down in front of each other, thighs overlapping, so your arms can reach the penis of each other. Grab each other's penises and stroke them in a rowing motion with your whole body, arms fully stretched (one leans back the other leans forward and vice versa).
For better results make sure to keep the shafts lubricated (Den Kolben gut einölen).
For better results make sure to keep the shafts lubricated (Den Kolben gut einölen).
by Rowing_Expert September 22, 2023
Having Intercourse with an obese individual and, slapping their belly back and forth to recreate the motion of the ocean
by Uni-Xyz January 02, 2020
Hes that guy. Very strong and known for hoeing people. And is about 6’3 & 298 pounds. And loves hoeing people on the football field. Funny guy and is a ladies man and most likely his favorite thing to say is TALK 2 MEEEEEE
by Locker room lawyer November 23, 2021
by Foreveryoung September 20, 2014
Baseball Announcer: Here's the pitch... that ball is hit a long way... it's GONE!
Color Commentator: Astro, from the Jetsons, would say that ball wound up in the rut-row.
Color Commentator: Astro, from the Jetsons, would say that ball wound up in the rut-row.
by malthewiz May 11, 2022
When a dude uses a "rowing machine" while watching porn or otherwise "horny", causing him to row with 3 legs.
by Z-Dict February 24, 2021