queef

When having sexual intercourse, and penetration is involved, the penis often creates an air pocket in the vagina. When air is forced in or out too quickly, a suction nois occurs: commonly referred to as a queef.

I queefed so hard last night, it was incredible!

by Queefy McFarterson May 27, 2005

Queef

everyone has defined it as occurring after sex but it has only happened to me when doing leg exercises....you know those stupid-ass bicycle style ones.

I was distracted when air shot out from South of the equator as I was trying to get serious about exercising.

by Hootie October 8, 2003

queef

1. The sound made when air exits the vagina forcibly enough to be audible.
2. A very brief sound of unknown origin emitted by a sound system, a cell phone, computer speakers, or some other source of artificial sound.

1. Her vagina let go a little queef after intercourse.
2. My cell phone just queefed--what were you saying?

by the other theo June 30, 2004

queef lava

Ok a chicks on her period so that whole area is bloody. A queef emerges from the surface, blowing a bubble of sick nasty blood out of the vagina. the red color brings on a lava like effect sort of. popping one of these bubbles is just inhumane.

hunter almost threw up when i told him about the girls queef lava.

by guy mann-dude March 26, 2009

Queef Burrito

A Queef Burrito is when a woman queefs with so much pressure, she blow her tampon out of her vigina.

A tampon that is ejected by a high pressure queef.

The young womans gas problem caused her to expel a Queef Burrito half way across the room.

by booboo boomerang June 15, 2011

Queefage

(Slang) Street Slang for the official C.O.Q.P.D. (chart of queef production defined) the 1st additon. This scale includes directions and terms to define, describe, and derail queefage. Here is a breif example. -

OFFICIAL QUEEF
PAPERS

(answer "yes" or "no")

1)Was there a queef?

2)Could you feel the vibration?

3)Could you hear it?

4)Could someone in the next room over hear it?

5)Did the neighbors hear it?

6)Did police come to your front door asking where the bomb went off?

7)Did bomb squad arrive?

8)Was there major structural damage to your house?

9)Did poison control have to come?

10)Did your parents call, asking you why your house was on the news.

"Yes"'s are 1 point, "no"'s are 0 points
1-2 might have been a queef, did you eat any beans?
3-4 yep, that was a queef, go buy some "queef-b-gone"
5-6 dam, that was a good queef
7-8 holy shit, you got an AK-47 in that pussy?
9-10 Go shoot yourself, that's disgusting

(note: if your girlfriend scored 7 or higher on the official queefage chart, dump her sorry ass, cuz she's got queeftasticular cancer)

yea, that was a long defintion, enjoy

1)My girlfriend, Deville, scored 11 on that queefage scale, is that even possible? HOLY SHIT< im dumping her sorry ass.

2)My boyfriend, Aras, dumped me cuz my queefage is 11, im gonna go shoot myself

by Mindaulgaus March 25, 2007

Queef Goblin

A complete nerd. A queef goblin or Q.G. is usually a person with large glasses, irritating voice, and a nonsocial hobby.

There is a BIG queef goblin in my chemistry class, he belongs in the Q.G. club!

by Meghan Bananergee July 9, 2010