Queef whistle

When a female's vagina lets out a high-pitch whistle

No that wasn't a whistle in my pocket that was my vagina- queef whistle

by [e-mail] August 13, 2017

penis queef

A more polite term for cockqueef. See also: dick fart or quofe.

Noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping the penis through the urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly penis queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 05, 2005

man queef

when you have a fart that doesnt have enough pressure to expel itself out from between your ass cheeks and you are forced to squeeze your ass cheeks together and cause the trapped fart bubble to expel from under your ball sack. usually results in a high pitched popping sound

Dude, what the fuck was that noise?

oh, haha. i just had a man queef

by luckykorn January 04, 2010

Master Queef

When a female can beat a males fart with a vagina fart also known as a Queef

Man1: (Rips one really loud) Awwwww shit that was good

Female1: (Rips one louder with a Queef) Ahhhh that was stress reliving

Male2: Dam Bitch you a Master Queef you should be in the Olympics

by Jesus and Kucaracha January 25, 2009

Creampie Queef

a new form of birth control, perfected by Eleanor Roosevelt, in which a female releases air through her snatch and sends the cum shooting out.

After I blew a load in my girlfriend she creampie queefed all over my chest.

by 2004WMain December 11, 2008

Queef-Quiche

Is a quiche of made mostly out of egg and queef. (Vaginal Flatulance...)
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When a person queefs in another's face and says: "Enjoying the Queef-Quiche?"

"Hey Simon - Pass the queef quiche!"

"Another slice of queef quiche thank you!"

"Whats your favorite type of quiche? - Queef, of course!"

by Dr Queef Sneefer August 09, 2009

queef sandwich

When two women straddle a mans erect penis and proceed to queef simultaniously. Sucks for him.

Dude my girlfriend and her mom gave me the raunchiest queef sandwich last night, all day people have been asking me if I went fishing.

by Super Duper Cock Muffin November 19, 2006