Prongdangle

When your tool is literally "off the job"; due to some nasty socially spreadable disease.

"What about poor old E-Monster - got a bad dose of the clap, bet his prong's gonna be doing nothing more than dangling at the moment - Poor Prongdangle".

by AJT67 September 2, 2007

pronned

While looking at porn you are really turned on but then something really gross pops up on the screen.

I was really turned on by the two girls fingering each other and spurting fiji water on their faces until he pronned me with the bme pain olympics and two girls one cup!

by Pronned32 November 9, 2010

pronting

When stupid people misspell printing.

Mes and Bel laughed at Soul for typing pronting instead of printing.

by SoulStar January 4, 2015

three-pronged

when a guy gets violated by a three-prong bbq untensil

cameron gets three-pronged by blake every night

by bamfzee125 November 4, 2008

Iaconis (pronounced you-cone-iss)

A slight buzz obtained from one hit of good marijuana or up to 3 hits of bad marijuana that leaves the user feeling calm, lazy, and happy. This term can also be used to describe a plesent afterbuzz achieved after a really good high.

Dude, one hit of that Cali mist left me with a good iaconis (pronounced you-cone-iss)

by Ramb420 August 23, 2011

Pronsinburg Principle

How a 'porn viewing' (PRON) friendly device may be directly proportional to ones interest in it.

"The new G1 phone wasn't up to par to the iPhone's according to the Pronsinburg Principle."

by Tampanym March 10, 2009

Divorce Prone

When you practically will do any-thing to end your marriage you are feeling rather divorce prone.

Women approaches man in bar and says " noone is above straying these days ... the only reason I'm at this bar because I'm feeling rather divorce prone!

by aint that the truth August 14, 2011