A bot account on a social media platform that contains links to pornography websites. A portmanteau of "prostitute" and "clanker".
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Etymology: Blend of prostate and virginity. First attested when men realised their doctor's finger was a one-way ticket to a new kind of innocence lost.
1. a. The state of a man who has not yet sacrificed his rectal dignity by submitting to a prostate check conducted with a doctor’s lubricated finger. The retention of one's 'back-door innocence'.
1. b. By extension, the irrational, often comedic fear among men of having a physician or nurse put a glove on and perform the 'finger-up-the-bum' examination.
2. Humorous. A highly guarded or celebrated status among men who are actively avoiding the realities of aging and mandatory health screenings.
Etymology: Blend of prostate and virginity. First attested when men realised their doctor's finger was a one-way ticket to a new kind of innocence lost.
1. a. The state of a man who has not yet sacrificed his rectal dignity by submitting to a prostate check conducted with a doctor’s lubricated finger. The retention of one's 'back-door innocence'.
1. b. By extension, the irrational, often comedic fear among men of having a physician or nurse put a glove on and perform the 'finger-up-the-bum' examination.
2. Humorous. A highly guarded or celebrated status among men who are actively avoiding the realities of aging and mandatory health screenings.
“My dad went in for his 50th birthday physical and lost his prostginity; he hasn't looked a doctor in the eye since.”
The sheer prostginity of the patient was so intense he claimed he had to immediately leave the office to retrieve his wallet, which was 'out in the car.'
“I'm pushing 60, but I still have a full head of hair and my prostginity intact. What a champion.”
The sheer prostginity of the patient was so intense he claimed he had to immediately leave the office to retrieve his wallet, which was 'out in the car.'
“I'm pushing 60, but I still have a full head of hair and my prostginity intact. What a champion.”
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Get the prostate pretzeling mug.If someone with bowel problems takes a colossal shit on a moving plane, and their prostate falls out through the cheute and lands on the ground hundreds of feet below, the airline will assist the passenger by jumping out of the plane and venturing to find the lost prostate. Once found, they will ship it to the passenger's address for an additional fee of $8. This additional fee is called prostfreight.
person 1: "yo dude, did you get your prostate delivered back to you yet?"
person 2: "yeah, but they made me pay prostfreight for it! guess that's the price i pay for taking such a destructive shit mid-air."
person 2: "yeah, but they made me pay prostfreight for it! guess that's the price i pay for taking such a destructive shit mid-air."
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