preinnovation

is when something was cool before it was considered an innovation

1. Melanie asked Tim if he remembered the preinnovation iPod. It was so digilog compared to the new versions.

2. Apple knew the iPod was going to be a preinnovation when the first model was designed before they were popular.

by Lars Sven April 2, 2008

pretzel mange

a rare scalp disorder caused by bleaching the hair may cause u to become a dumb mother fucker with pink or blonde spikey hair. may also have a skull tatoos pop up that have no meaning and sticks needles in his ass and drives a broke ass taurus with gay skulls all over it and has large, some may say huge love handles and looks like lance bass

omg dude look at that lance bass on steroids lookin mo fucker. god I hate him. he must have pretzel mange

by Dr. chig wung August 27, 2009

Prezlo

A Prezlo is a complete stud. He is very strong and manly, and usually is accompanied by many many women. Prezlos get mass puss and find excitment in sexually pleasing every girl they see that is over a 6. Prezlos are never lanky and develop large muscles at a young age. However, their one downfall is a very small penis.

At every party their is a Prezlo that just ruins all the fun and takes everyones girls.

by the big digger April 3, 2010

preezin

cold

my peet are preezin!

by shannonlee74 May 2, 2010

pretzel twisting

Putting ones penis(stolen) into a German vomans vagina(pretzel) and thrusting vigorously until orgasm.

Ryan: Did you do some pretzel twisting last night with that chick?
Alex: Three times last night and once this morning, I'm a pretzel twisting machine.

Oh, pretzel twisting is wunderbar, Ja?
Ja.

by Fuzzy_R January 1, 2011

pretzelnoia

The weird sensation that happens when eating a pretzel or similar crunchy food in the middle of a crowded place. The person feels like everyone is watching because his/her chewing seems so loud to himself/herself, but it really isn't that loud to the others. Despite this fact, the person remains pretzelnoid until he/she swallows.

(thinking to self at a party)

Oh, man, why can't this stuff be softer? It's giving me pretzelnoia!

by gigantixplosionboom7 June 4, 2011

Pretzel

When two beings contort and twist their body into the shape of a pretzel and join up at the vagina and penis.

Sex, Sexual intercourse, The Pretzel, Pretzel-ing time

by CoolMan3667 February 21, 2013