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Polish fly swatter

The spash screen placed in the bottom of a urinal to stop spattering pissors from getting ocean spray on their trousers. The Polish fly swatter often is embedded with a urinal cake or scented sustance to enable you to spend many hours of enchanting sniffing in such a delightful environment.
Damn, what the hell? Some sick bastard stuck a Polish fly swatter in my gym bag last night!
by Frank Klaune February 20, 2005
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polish snowball

When ingaged in sexual intercourse, the man pulls his penis out before ejaculation; ejaculates into his hand. Then proceeds to throw the semen at his partner,preferably at the face.
My wife was very upset when I gave her a polish snowball.
by JesseThePyro August 3, 2006
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Reverse Polish Sausage

A bizarre and likely theoretical sexual position in which a woman makes love to a man with a two pronged strap on intended to provide double penetration to a woman. Both of the prongs are flexed enough to be forced into the ass of the man.
It was a crazy night, she pulled out her devise and tried a reverse polish sausage but I was not having it.
by mechanicalgoat October 5, 2009
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Polish Ass

The booty bump of a woman from an eastern european country. It is God given and wonderful.
Wow, Kim Kardashian sure has a polish ass....
by ESP (Exciting Sexy and Polish) January 20, 2011
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Polish Deuce

The standard haircut for all males over the age of one month in Poland and the only hairstyle for men taught in Polish Cosmetology schools. A Polish Deuce is given by using a number 2 clipper setting, cutting the entire head, and putting at least one knick/bald spot in the back of the head.
Look at McQuades hair- That dude is going native Polish. His hair was so long and stylish, now he has a Polish Deuce.
by Cosmetic Cobbler April 7, 2011
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Polish tuxedo

An outfit consisting of sweatpants and a zip up sweatjacket that are both the same color, most likely adidas, reebok, or nike.
See paulie walnuts/niko belic wearing a polish tuxedo
by good things 23 May 27, 2011
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get my knob polished

When a male submits his penis for oral sex (fellatio). "Knob" is a slang word or euphemism for head of the penis (glans); "get polished" (polished) implies agitation or rubbing, in this case full sexual excitation of the dick head.

When the male's penis head is swollen or engorged by oral sex, he has had his knob polished. In actuality, though, "get my knob polished" has come to mean "get a blow job" with the hope of orgasm included.

The term is not to be confused with "dip my wick," another penile reference that usually implies penile-vaginal or even penile-anal sex.

A person who does not orally polish the knob but instead leaves it messy with saliva and/or pre-ejaculate is a knob slob.
1. --"I want to get my knob polished soooo bad!"

--"Don't look at me, bro. Find your own head."

2. --"I like to polish his knob 'til it's real shiny and red!" - one of the "two gay guys from Jersey" (Fred Armisen, Bill Haider) on TV show Saturday Night Live.
by al-in-chgo June 16, 2011
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