Poker Night 2

What I should have bought instead of Hand Simulator

"I play Poker Night 2 for the banter, not the items."

by Officer Puncake July 21, 2018

A Pomeranian

When you only get the anal region shaved or waxed rather than the whole pubic region (a Brazilian), as is often done to a small dog by a groomer.

Look at that hairy booty in the thong over there, disgusting, she needs a pomeranian!!

by Dog Owner August 14, 2010

Nick Poerio

a short, fat dago who is famous for his legenday chode (i.e. The opposite of Jonah Falcon or John Holmes.)

Richard: Dude, I almost hooked Yaylor last night, but then she relized I was a Nick Poerio.

by thelefttesticle4ever December 12, 2010

Touch Poker

A form of poker...with added benefits. Rewards are set prior to the game. Like strip poker, no money is involved...but unlike strip poker, no clothing is removed. Instead, a player's losses are paid for by touch often while blindfolded. The person with the best hand gets to touch one of the people playing, anywhere. The only catch: no clothing is removed.

Joe: Dude last night, I got to feel Katie up. Touch Poker for the win!
Bob: So jealous! Maybe we can play tonight!

by truestorybrahh November 18, 2010

Cat poker

A person that goes to school but before they get there, they poke a cat

She is a little cat poker, best be scared of her!

by Emilkykirksop May 26, 2018

pooper poker

term for someone who does anal sex (must be the one who in face POKES THE POOPER)

N/A

None needed. But
That dude is a pooper poker.

by I'm Not Afro MAn November 26, 2003

pokerface

the face that ppl are making when they are trying to look sexy, but it always works, mostly used on fat girls that too much make-up.....like lady gaga

girl,"eww look at her uglyass pokerface!!"
boy,"yea i no i hate gurls like dat!"

by erinrox,ray April 18, 2009