silly pants 

1.) A homosexual Noun meaning "Goof ball"
2.) A reference to a guy who is wearing either short shorts, clown pants, or plaid old man golfing pants.

1.) Mario, be quiet you silly pants!
2.) Wow... look at that guy's silly pants!!

silly pants by Etni3s February 15, 2004

Rear Admiral Poesh Dog Square Pants 

A pyronecrobeastiphiliac who exudes unusually large quantities of gas, which when done simultaneously may result in massive explosions.

Timmy: Do you see that mushroom cloud over there?
Billy: Holy shit! Someone must have been having sex with burning dead baby animals while farting again.
Timmy: It must have been a Rear Admiral Poesh Dog Square Pants.

Rear Admiral Poesh Dog Square Pants by Gibby February 10, 2004

shitting his pants 

Farting while in close proximity to others.

Don't go near Fred, he's shitting his pants.

shitting his pants by victimofdweebs March 16, 2014

scold your pants 

phrase meaning to beat someone at a form of competition or to insult someone

-What's that score!? Yeah, 25 frags to 6! Scold your mother fuckin pants!
-Shut your mouth before i scold your pants you retard.

scold your pants by MickeyChickey October 4, 2003

Sexy Pants 

The person known as "Sexy Pants" is unbalanced and loves to smoke the cock as much as possible. Not only does he love to suck penis like one massive joint full of gay pot, he also loves to ride the cock as well. He'll ride it long and hard into the morning light.

Sexy Pants sucked my cock last night.

Sexy Pants by Lover February 12, 2006

Slappy Pants 

ones whose balls slap around in their pants.

you man...you got slappy pants today...

Slappy Pants by GL October 17, 2003

Shaky Pants 

One who purchases miniscule vibrators in a seedy bookstore.

Look out---here comes Shaky Pants!!

Shaky Pants by I'll Never Tell!! March 15, 2004