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parking lot shark

Those kids who ride around parking lots on their bikes, yelling stuff at cars that pass by or just getting in the way of people driving their cars. Usually prominent on Saturday afternoons, usually about age 13-15.

They ride little tiny bikes that don't fit them, mostly.
Parking Lot Shark: HAY FAT GIRL! Hurrrhurrrhurr. *Laughs with friends*

Steph: Those dang Parking Lot Sharks get more annoying every weekend.
by MeTheTree February 16, 2007
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Parking on the freeway

The last little bit of urine you can't shake out or squeeze out, until you've got your pants on then it releases to leave a wet patch upon your trousers.
*Bob goes to toilet*
*Bob returns with small circular wet patch in the groin area on trousers*

Steve: "Bobs got parking on the freeway"
by Mmmmmuffins December 16, 2010
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Pekingese Feast

Verb. A sexual encounter when the woman is on all fours. The man dresses in a panda suit and places a dollop of peanut butter on her anus and then cuts a line of wasabi along the crack of the buttocks. He assumes the position behind her and then in a quick single movement, licks the peanut butter and snorts the wasabi through a bamboo shoot, then penitrates her. He then sees how long he can perform before his face burns off.
One Sunday evening, Jody had to give Rebecca a Pekingese Feast to hold her over till after the Furry Convention.
by inkandglitter September 25, 2011
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gorilla parking

Taking up more then what is required by the vehicle driven.
Damn Adam you are a gorilla parking bitch!
by jvansyoc October 2, 2007
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Joshua Perkins

A a nice blond guy who thinks he is bisexual. Most of the time he says things he doesn’t mean but it always come back to bite him in the back.

He’s decent at most sport but a bit of a perv when in swimming pool changing rooms.
by Dan Raven January 28, 2019
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Perkins

A Rare breed of creature native only to the southwest of england.
The perkins lives purely off a cheap brand of cider known as devon village.
it suffers from severe mood swing's switching daily from jolly dancing perkins to the Dreaded grumpy perkins!
parent: come on kids lets go perkins hunting
child 1: YAY ill bring the cider
child 2: and ill bring the pitch fork's
by MarkProuse November 17, 2009
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Parking the skin boat in tuna town

The love between a man and a woman, in other words: Porking.
I was with your sister last night, and i parked my skin boat in her tuna town.
by Dan January 22, 2004
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