Pencil

A long shaft good for sticking in your ass. (Irish Slang)

I like sticking pencils in me ass.

by Pencil Expert September 22, 2022

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pencil me in

Add me to your calendar with a soft maybe.

Means that you make plans to chizillax wit me but that shiz aint fo sho.

Implies flexibility of plans.

This comes from a time when calendars were a written thing - you could schedule it in pen meaning you cant change it, cast it in stone meaning 100% its on, or be wishy washy and pencil it in so you could erase and change it if need be.

can be used as n expression of flexibility:

Tom: Want to smoke a blunt with me Saturday night?

Dick: I’ll be home after work

Tom: pencil me in for seven.

Dick FO SHO, U gonna SMD?

Tom: Nah

Pencil me in for 7 o’clock I may be a little bit late

by NYCGAY March 5, 2022

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Street Pencil

"Street Pencil", a cheap pencil sold in large volume for little money often used as a giveaway promotional item for advertising a business or cause.

If you want to properly shade a picture you will not be able to use that street pencil.

by Fred Robberts February 10, 2024

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Sharpest Pencil in the Pack

A lazy person; a pencil that is still sharp has obviously not been used, and is therefore not doing a lot of work. It also sounds like a compliment, so you can troll people with it.

Why are you here? You really are the sharpest pencil in the pack, aren't you?

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 6, 2023

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