strip ping pong

To play a nice game of ping pong.
The consequesnces of losing are to strip naked either after:
A) One has one the game
B) One has forfeitted the game

-or-

you just take off an article of clothing per time your opponent gets a point

Jimmy and Sara were playin strip ping pong and sara lost. Then proceeded to strip naked for a very happy Jimmy

by Bobs December 24, 2004

Spuggy Ping-Pong

A competitive sexual sport whereby a male ejaculates into a female's mouth and she then spits the sperm into the open mouth of another female who is 3 meters away. The second woman then returns fire and the objective of the game is to keep rallying the sperm back and forth. Whichever woman misses will lose.

I'm due in court tomorrow. Apparently the park isn't the right place to play Spuggy Ping-Pong.

by Allan Bent November 1, 2014

Wet Noodle Ping-Pong

When two gay men with erectile dysfunction play ping-pong with their penises in lieu of anal sex.

Ever since their surgeries Lyle and Sebastian haven't been able to achieve full penetration, and instead resort to Wet Noodle Ping-Pong. They say it works for them.

by GetItRightGetItTight June 17, 2011

popty ping

A Welsh word for microwave.
Best word ever invented.

Some of the best looking popty pings have knobbles

Shell has a red popty ping.

Her popty ping has red knobbles.
My popty ping is making popcorn.

by joeking84 September 16, 2013

People Ping-Pong

Used to describe someone who floats from one end of the room to another talking idle chit chat with each and every person without actually making prolonged and meaningful relationship contacts.

"Oh look, there's Darryl playing people ping-pong again... talking to this and that person about all sorts of things..."

by Blade-Jame June 12, 2008

toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug

The ultimate comeback during periods of stress when you have no idea what to do. It'll cancel any argument that the opposing side has, no matter the cost. Cannot be used against or with "Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head".

Person 1: These statistics show that everything you say is invalid.
Person 2: toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug!
Person 1: Crap

by WHÉÈÊË March 2, 2021

polish ping pong

Polish ping pong is played on a regular ping pong table. Best played on a hard floor, the rules require the ball to bounce one time on the floor. Ball can be hit on either side of the table, bouncing any number of times on the table. Makes for a fun twist Expect to run. Very fun!

We got drunk and played polish ping pong. Now I'm exhausted

by discpong November 26, 2013