Krabby Patty

Burgers made at the Krusty Krab. Squidward calls it a "disgusting excuse for a sandwich."

SpongeBob can make 1,000 Krabby Patties per hour.

by Master Tonberry December 9, 2004

Petting The Bunny

Female masterbation.

I was horny so I started petting the bunny.

by jilljones November 10, 2008

Fake Patty's Day

Like St. Patrick's Day, only a week earlier. Located in Aggieville, it was started by Kansas State University students who wanted to celebrate together in Manhattan, Kansas before spring break when everyone will be gone.

Hey, tomorrow is Fake Patty's Day.

I know, let's get faked up!

by ringman42 January 20, 2011

Krabby Patty Formula

The krabby patty formula is a formula for the sacred krabby patty, crafted in the Krusty Krab by Spongebob himself. For years on end their business rivals The Chum Bucket have been trying to obtain this formula and bring the Krusty Krab down, but so far they have failed miserably.

Plankton: I'll get that krabby patty formula one day, crabs!
Mr. Krabs: Fuck off plankton you tiny little wanker. Just you wait until your asleep I'm gonna get me daughter Pearl to shove chum down your fucking throat while I pin you down and rape your tight little ass you cunty little bastard.

by Coleby spaghetti July 3, 2016

Supreme patty

A acne covered person who smokes weed and drinks lean, but still makes money off of it

Dude, that guy is such a Supreme Patty

by ChaQ May 9, 2018

Patty Smasher

An alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka, preferably Smirnoff, orange juice, cranberry juice, pineapple juice, and sprite. To make one, fill a cup halfway full with pure vodka, then put in equal parts of the remaining ingredients until the cup is full. Ice cubes are also recommended. In a perfect Patty Smasher, the alcohol cannot be tasted; however, the drinks will get you highly intoxicated. One of these smashers will give you a nice buzz, more than 3 and you will be wasted. It does not kick in right away, but after you have finished them, the alcohol will kick in quickly. Patty Smashers are highly recommended for having a good night and waking up not remembering anything.

Patrick: Wow, you were so drunk last night! What did you do?
Michael: I can't even remember! The last thing I can remember is chugging my 3rd Patty Smasher!
Patrick: Wow! Those Patty Smashers are lethal!

by MKPM January 24, 2011

patty kane

the act of dummying a taxi driver that won't give you your rightfully owed change.

if this cabby doesn't give me every penny im gonna patty kane him

by werth October 29, 2009