Pissing Razorblades

Relates to the pain felt usually by males when suffering from gonorrhea and attempting to urinate.

He woke up one morning bursting for a piss, it felt like he was pissing razorblades. He realised he that had the clap.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Pissing on Wrigley

being a douchebag

When he was drunk he thought it was cool, but in reality he was just pissing on Wrigley.

by alexinbetween August 28, 2008

Ain't good for anything but pissing and old whores

What is said sometimes about a guys dick when he can't fuck good.
often said of a really old guys dick.

He's so old his dick ain't good for anything but pissing and old whores.

by Judge dredd7 February 4, 2012

Passenger pedestrain

When you are driving in town, to school, or anywhere and you have a passanger in the front seat. When you see a pedestrain slow down to a crawl or a complete stop next to them so the passenger is forced to make eye contact with them while you die from laughter.

Jack: guys today bill and i were going to school and that hard on pulled passenger pedestrain on me.

George: you poor bastard

by Jere453 November 6, 2011

passenger princes

pov: your female that wants to be treated like a princes so literally what you do is sit on the the passenger seat and take a nap

my boyfriend agrees that im his passenger princes

by Aliy$fact$ May 24, 2023

pasting from the top

a phrase applied to persons new to hot-or-not who paste links from the address bar rather than below the pic.

No wonder the chicks he's sending are beat, he's pasting from the top.

by Daveo November 22, 2003

Passenger Paparazzi

1. A passenger in a car that uses his time to photograph one Highway Hazard after another. This is typically done with a cellphone and with the intent to display the images of Highway Hazards publicly.

2. Someone who exposes Highway Hazards with photographic evidence in order to shame them off the highway.

1. Man, I love the fact that my carpool buddy can't stand being a passenger. That means I get to be Passenger Paparazzi and catch all those jackasses on film.

2. Hey if we get enough carpools going to have a fleet of Passenger Paparazzi's, maybe we can expose these turds for the hazards they really are!

by Passenger Seat Critic April 20, 2010