Sleep Panda

The spirit of a Panda who is sleepy all the time, who occasionally enters people's bodies causing them to sleep like a sleepy panda for many

"Hey Jim, looks like the Sleep Panda inhabited JoAnne last night... She's been sleeping for hours"

by Dagger666 December 3, 2009

hurt panda

Not sad but upset more along the emotional sense. When some hurts your feelings you can be hurt panda.

Wow you really hurt my feelings.. I am a hurt panda.

by meldarican June 1, 2011

Dirty Panda Wiggle

(n.) the act of shaking your ass in someone you hates face, a sign of disrespect when intoxicated
(v.) when you see someone bend down to get their books from their locker and you rush over and rape their asshole
(adj.) possessing the appeal that makes one want to have babies still while intoxicated

* person being a dick*
me: youre so getting dirty panda wiggled asshole

Random person: Did you just get dirty panda wiggled? Cuz if you did I'm not touching you...

by iceskatingconfettichampagne January 1, 2012

red panda bear fight

Adding a Flaming Dr. Pepper to a Panda Bear Fight. Irish Car Bomb + Jagerbomb + Sake Bomb + Flaming Dr. Pepper.

Let's do a Red Panda Bear Fight. Tonight needs to get weird.

by joeairbear May 31, 2012

Reverse Panda

The act of wearing sunglasses while out in the sun resulting in having an awkward looking tan where you've been tanned on every part of your body except for around your eyes.

Guy 1: Dude you have a reverse panda!
Guy 2: Shit!

by sacksmoker June 2, 2014

enraged panda sex

When two obese people have really hardcore sex

Me and my wife had some enraged panda sex last night

by The cream on your yams 461 February 26, 2017

Princess Panda

A certain type high maintenance woman, who thinks she is low maintenance. She is of mixed descent, Part black, part white, part Asian, and chubby.

There is my wife, in her Louboutain shoes. She is a Princess Panda.

by Wesley Ryan May 25, 2018