oatmeal chili dick

the act of puking on a guys penis after blowing him

Rachel gave me an oatmeal chili dick last night.

by EmilyBlinks182 February 5, 2012

raisin oatmeal

the simple process of throwing up, then hooking up with a willing person

It is quite disgusting to wake up with a hangover and hear that you hooked up with someone who threw up 3 seconds before--in other words, you pulled a raisin oatmeal

by certainsurprise July 31, 2008

fucking oats

a vastly unnecessary late night shopping trip.

Person 1: I want to make cookies despite the fact that its two am. But we need to buy oats first.

Person 2: I refuse to go buy any fucking oats

by ejerilio July 5, 2009

oatelpa

a lolita who stays up late

see also neferteri

by tara autumn March 16, 2003

Oatmeal Man

Someone who has skin that has the consistency of oatmeal. See also Charlie and day-old oatmeal.

Charlie is the Oatmeal Man.

by My Hibachi April 18, 2006

Oatmeal party

Noun. 1. Clutter; mess; disarray. 2. Lots of people; esp. unorganized. 3. The act of eating oatmeal.

1. The attic was quite the oatmeal party from years of acquiring junk. 2. The court house lobby was a bit of an oatmeal party once the trial was over. 3. Mike and his brothers were having an oatmeal party in the kitchen.

by Auswild December 15, 2008

oats

A slang term for various oral STDs, most specifically herpes.

Kelly went down on him and now she has oats.

by wizard101 June 20, 2008