Snail Chat

The slowest form of electronic chatting and/or texting. A compilation of one line emails back and forth between two, or more people. To email short emails back and forth as if it were chatting, or texting.

Subj: Pick up milk? <send>
Pick up milk?

Re: Pick up milk?
Okay...need bread too?

Re: Re: Pick up milk?
yes...that too

Re: Re: Re: Pick up milk?
Okay, stop the snail chat! Just text me!

by Ravenradda March 19, 2011

Chat Stew

A mix of gossip and other such things. Reffered to on every episode of The Soup (on E!) A very meaty discussion.

Let's have some chat stew... yum... sooo meaty...

by sqrlgrl1998 July 31, 2011

Burgess Chat

When a person is offering very poor and/or uninteresting levels of conversation.

"Hey Guys, Do you think Jellyfish serve a purpose in life"

Bored acquaintance "Oh no, Nick's offering Burgess chat...again"

by Bored Listener October 19, 2011

Chat-Killer

A post in a chatroom, forum, or other means of instant messaging which causes all of those participating in the discussion to quit replying, or cause a significant delay in posts back, comparable to an awkward silence.

"The phrase, 'Hail Satan' is a real chat-killer on most Christian servers."

by Bruh10293 February 6, 2019

chatting noise

Chatting noise is when an individual's claims are based on fallcy and no truth leaving the recipiant to belive the said individual is a waste of his or her time.

Gabe is pissing me off, he's been chatting noise allday

by Big cracker ass cracker June 8, 2018

Emerald Chat

A chat site aiming to be the next Omegle created by Callan. It offers 1 on 1 chat, video chat, and group chat. Video chat doesn't work most of the time. 1 on 1 chat is mostly horny men, bots, and pedophiles. Group chat is still active getting up to a whopping 10-15 people at a time! This site is linked to 1 kidnapping. Eventually, an infamous user named Zio spammed the group chat with child porn and scat porn. This caused Callan to disable pictures and profile pictures. He later sold the site for $500,000 (he claims). The site remains up to this day although it is not very active.

Guy 1: Hey have you tried Emerald Chat?
Guy 2: Yeah it was just bots, pedos, and kids man.

Callan: I sold Emerald Chat for $500,000 what have you done? You lowlife incel Indian!

Guy: I tried 1 on 1 on Emerald Chat and I met a pedophile who wanted to trade child porn.

New Emerald chat user: Hey I'm new to Emerald Chat, does video chat work? I just see a blank screen.

by Urbandictionary6911 June 16, 2022

Chat drama

when you go into a chat room and start cursing out your friends who are supposedly sleeping with your boyfriend or saying something about you behind your back

I heard you were sleeping with *name here*. He's mine you backstabbing bitch!!

I heard you were saying things about me *name of accused here*

by Me November 21, 2004