gay nine

A gay persons dog, most likely a yorkshire terrier, chihuahua, shitzu or other small breed of dog.

person 1: look a gay nine!
person 2: i hate those small breeds!

by adsafasdfs August 28, 2007

cloud nine

Stupid game played by teenagers too pussy to actually take drugs.

Many people actually died from cloud nine. You didn't know that, fools?

by m16 July 11, 2007

nine volt

The sensation you get on your tongue when licking ass for the first time, much like the sensation when putting your tongue on a nine volt battery.

Man, that chick is so hot, I would love to do the nine volt on her.

by mikef91 August 12, 2005

nine-eleven

Used as a verb. To destroy something with the force of two Boeing 747's crashing into the country's two biggest skyscrapers.

B: Yo, I saw that bitch-slut girlfriend of yours cheating on you with Rolfo at the National Dry-humping/Freaking Dancer's Association of Long Island Formal.
C: STFU!!! I'm totally gonna nine-eleven her face!!

M: Yo, dude, I got totally wasted last night and I totally nine-elevened my car into a mailbox!
Y: Oh snap!

by Rolfo5800 August 18, 2008

nine incher

A word for vagina. Does not suggest the length of someones erect penis. Or floppy penis for that matter.

Shane hampton is the man with a nine incher.

by Jack Kelly December 7, 2004

Hello number nine

A phrase whispered by a heavy drinker to his 9th beer at a tailgate party.

Did you here Robert say hello number nine?

by John OC December 9, 2006

nine

Any sort of pistol, usually with a 9mm caliber. Most of the time it is a 9mm Beretta.

I shot him with my nine.

by NaWlEdGe July 11, 2003