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Ratzenberger Theory of Neuro-natural Selection 

Also called 'The Buffalo Theory' is a hypothesis by Dr. John Deszo Ratzenberger who believed that by imbibing certain amounts of alcohol, an individual could increase their intelligence. Specific areas of study included problem solving, memory, and imagination.
Dr. John Deszo Ratzenberger, explains his theory to his colleague Dr. George Robert Wendt"
"...you see, (Dr. Wendt), it's (the Ratzenberger Theory of Neuro-natural Selection) like this: A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That, Wendt, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

Florida's Natural Fruit Nuggets

God's best creation. Small dried fruit cubes in the form of juicy goodness.
Erin: "What are those?"
Ruta: "Florida's Natural Fruit Nuggets. They're God's greatest creation."

Natural Self Selection 

When members of a large cult or religious group commit mass suicide. When people whom the world, and the gene pool could really do without, decide to take their own lives in mass quantity.
1.Cult leader Jim Jones asked 914 of his followers to join him in natural self selection by drinking the fruit punch.

2. I wish everyone on E! t.v. would finally give into natural self selection.

natural selection 

A user made mod by Flayra for half life, who set up his own company with the reputation he gained from it
Involves two teams, the Kharaa (alien) and the TSA (Marines) Who battle it out on base building, or combat maps. They gain upgrades and become more powerful

Has a large fan based community with many user made levels.
Dammit, im bored...Im gonna go play natural selection

Natural Selection Kicks ass

Natural Selection is much better than Counter Strike
natural selection by Wrin April 21, 2004
Those big companies with their waste dumping... they're such natreds!
natred by Clyde the Penguin June 6, 2009

Natural laverse

If something bad happens you either have karma or natural laverse
Natural laverse by Nooneknows February 5, 2017