Straight unicorn

The definition straight unicorn means, the act or talking around in a crazy fashion while being naked and have a raging boner.
I went straight unicorn last night after sex with my girl
by mickdoodlesby March 01, 2016
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Straight Head

1. Man don't be a straight head...

2. Bro I've been a straight head all day.
by BERTBOY! September 22, 2019
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Straight for days

To be okay with how things are going for an extended period of time.
Man, I bought a whole O, I'm straight for days...
by ashpants February 11, 2011
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straight to the dugout

a term used to describe when you go straight for anal sex on the first date without first a kiss, fondling, etc
"She pissed me off so much on our first date I decided to skip first base, second base, third, and home for that matter and went straight to the dugout"
by nutjobfaroo November 29, 2013
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straight loco

beyond crazy, absurdly crazy
I can't believe he ate 15 tacos, he's straight loco!
by wordhoard October 14, 2010
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Sippin' Straight

A straight away long enough you can take a sip from your beverage of choice.
Man, I'm thirsty, I can't wait for the next sippin' straight!
by becauseracecarr November 06, 2011
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Ham Straight

A poker term where a player has a hand that contains four of the five cards required for a regular poker straight
That guy just went all in with a 7, 8, 10, J ! He was missing the 9, so he had a Ham Straight, not a regular straight, then he lost all his money!
by Somebody8827 July 13, 2020
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