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Post-Sex Munchies

Munchies that you get after having sex, instead of after smoking pot.
One usually goes for high carb snacks, as to replenish after using them all up during intercourse.
Joe: do you have any chips or something?
Jane:Why, we just had sex like 5 minutes ago?
Joe: I have Post-Sex Munchies, I'm starved!
by EMT-chick09 July 19, 2011
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muff munching

The art of applying cunnilingus to a particularly hairy minge.
I was having a rather expensive meal with my family, when suddenly my little sister spied a couple of tramps munching the muff of a dead woman.
by egnaro May 23, 2005
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michigan pretty

Pretty for a northern girl, with her features possibly obscured by a large down coat. A northern girl who is pretty, but you can't be too certain of it.
Being in Austin it was easy. But now that I'm in Lansing, I don't see anything but Michigan pretty - and, Man, that's risky!
by Caffeine and Irony December 6, 2005
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Michigander

A driver, usually from the state of Michigan, who drives in the left lane, refusing to move over.
That damn Michigander should move over into the right lane!
by Therickman November 11, 2004
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Munchie Mix

Yo! Dudes & Dudettes, The ULTIMATE cure for chinese-eyes;

Take a COPIOUS! amount of fresh-made popcorn, sprinkle with taco or fajita seasoning to suit your taste, mix well then toss with melted butter. (Important, add seasonings before you butter the papa-charlies or it will all clump up, and don't salt it till you taste it 'cause a lotta taco/fajita shake have a shit load in it already.)

Take the popcorn and dump it in a big-ass brown-paper bag, add boo-coo amounts of Goobers, Raisinettes and Sno-Caps or Nestle's Tollhouse morsels, generic chocolate chips will work fine. The combination of sweet and salty and spicy is KILLER WICKED! It really TWANGs yer buds.

Close and fold over the top of the bag and SHAKE!

Grindage City!!

Since all of the ingredients but the seasonings are availible at the Snack Bar, I keep a film can of Fajita shake & cayenne in the saddle bags on my '48 Indian, so if me and the chiquita want to spark up before the flix or the Lazer Floyd show at the planetarium "we be set, a'ight"

(Also try using M&Ms, Reeses pieces, butterscotch chips instead,(or you can add the marshmallow bits you picked out of your lucky charms). also, if you like it REALLY spicy and HOT like we do, add some cayenne powder before you butter the corno, and if you like it milder, substitute Chex party-mix seasonings instead of the Fajita mix)
YO! B-Yach, don't bogart the Munchie Mix, you be crunchin' but you aint be passing! I mean, Damn! an next time wear some drawers cuz you be rottin' my seats!
by Command MasterChief Guns May 28, 2007
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Michigan

The only state where you can hold up your hand, point, and say i live THERE -> because your hand is your map

A state where it can be 30 degrees one day, and 80 degrees the next

Residents have there own pick up line, 'Will you hold my map?'
I live in Michigan, it's cold.
'Will you hold my map?' is my favorite pickup line.
by lucky389 November 30, 2011
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Faggot-munching queermo

The worst object in a group. Also the bitch of a group.
In Hip-Hop, the beatboxers are the faggot-munching queermos of the genre.
by LanceFaithAceSFX June 27, 2010
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