Montana Hannah

(Adj) A descriptive phrase used when you have the worst of both worlds.

“I saw a Dodge Charger limo the other day.”

“Yikes. That’s Montana Hannah for sure.”

by Itsmee November 17, 2020

Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020

Montana mooch muffer

Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.

I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.

by Slimpickins5431 January 6, 2021

Montana

I hate living here man

Why would anyone wanna live in Montana?

by I’m friends with a nick February 12, 2021

Montana haircut

When you're getting a beej and their meth pipe bowl singes your pubic hair.

Gummy Sue was was going at it like a malfunctioning hoover when her fun furnace slipped and singed my down there hair. Worst Montana haircut I've ever gotten.

by Nosnah February 21, 2021

Montana Cheeseball

The Montana Cheeseball is the act of draining your yeast infection or other cheese like vaginal discharges into a water balloon, freezing the balloon and using it as a projectile aimed at someone’s face.

That knuckling dragging swamp cunt broke my cheek bone and nose when she hit me with her Montana Cheeseball.

by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021

dutch montana

While on an official tour of the Grote Kerk, you insert a Ponderosa Pinecone in the anal and/or vaginal orifice of your partner while occupying the third from left confession booth.

Female: Babe, Lets do a Dutch Montana since we're here.
Male: Yes please! I got the pinecone, let's tell the guide we're going to check out the confession booths.

by Joe_Pesci March 24, 2021