fat mole

A sad sad man who drives a 2004 lawnmower late at night upsetting all his neighbours and when he’s not doing that he’s sat in a lay-by attacking his mates villages on coin master what a sad little mole.

The Fat Mole was put in the back of the police car. He was going down for life all because he had a shitty little decat to make up for his tiny penis.

by Brooo119 July 11, 2023

Stupid mole rat

Is your friend a mole rat? Well today is their day….they own $20 💋

September 5- September 8

A stupid mole rat is an ugly person who’s name start with L their birthday is probably celebrated in July

by Um idk? September 4, 2023

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by xdr5t3evq3q November 5, 2023

A game of whack a mole

Fix one problem then having fix another problem after another one

Playing a game of whack a mole is not going to make us better

by Mat rat tat October 12, 2016

Political mole

A politician who is secretly a supporter of the opposite party they are registered. Sabotaging and infiltrating votes to gain power to their preferred party.

That senator has not stood by his political party and voted against every bill. He could be a political mole.

by Kindguyryan December 9, 2022

hash mole

When one layers tobacco, marijuana, and hash in a bowl. Typically smoked out of a bong.

Yo, John and I were doin’ fat hash moles when we were tripping acid in big sur.

by b0lb January 4, 2019

jake moles

a person who will break your heart, someone who will give up and throw all your memories in the bin. He is not a great kisser and isn’t great during sex.
he’ll more likely get you pregnant within the first 39seconds he doesn’t like condoms and wanks every second of the day

jake moles likes to wank

by garry88 November 7, 2019