Mobile Proxy Shopping

The act being seen by others while shopping in a store and talking to the requestor of the item(s) being purchased on your mobile phone to verify the products meet their specifications or to find an alternative item that will.

"Mobile Proxy Shopping was getting me frustrated by having to read the labels of the cereal boxes over the cell phone to my wife just to make sure that I purchased EXACTLY what she wanted, or find something else to meet her needs"

by Grenex March 17, 2010

Weiner-mobile ritual

A ritual in which a German-speaker take a Weiner sausage, attaches wheels on it and rides it, the Weiner-mobile, from Frankfurt to Bavaria while drinking beer.

Hey bro, my man Walter just performed a Weiner-mobile Ritual. I know right, he's so cool!

by Viguple September 20, 2021

village mobility scooter

A variation of the term ‘villiage bike’, a village mobility scooter is someone who everyone has slept with, but nobody wishes to be seen in public with, or admit to sleeping with.

‘Wouldn’t want anyone to know I got with the village mobility scooter!’

by AmelaPanderson May 3, 2018

mobile mouth hug

Getting oral pleasure(head) while driving down the road.

You want me to give you a mobile mouth hug while you drive me home?

by PureHeaven January 29, 2023

3d mobile games

the most crappy games you can find that have the most stupid ads you will ever see

wtf are these ads i don't want to play these stupid 3d mobile games

by shit words April 14, 2021

Cod mobile players

Extremely gay (in denial) males that play call of duty on his mobile phone also that take a long time fixing his load out before a match

Damn these cod mobile players hella gay💀

by cyberchancla May 4, 2022

Mobile Sperm Bank

A Mobile Sperm Bank is a garden variety type setup, whilst essentially female, that appears to be hoarding male ejaculate. It is unclear what happens to the loads after entering and whether they are offered as artificial insemination
solutions for infertile men or if it is frozen to later be carved and whoreshipped at the MBSs birthdays and other ceremonies of whoreship

Bro, I know it was short lived but we were in love, man! Turns out she's a serial cheat. I didn't even know they had mobile sperm banks! This will be handy through this pandemic.

by Jack Chat April 1, 2020