Massage sex

When someone goes into a massage room for a massage, but ends up having sex.

I stepped into the room to see a beautiful blonde girl, lying naked on the massage bed. God, she was so hot. There was only a towel covering her up.
Without saying a word, I began massaging her back. I couldn’t help but lift the towel the tiniest bit.

Before I knew it, she had pulled the towel off and pinned me to the bed.
“Hey daddy~” she whispered. I couldn’t stop blushing. “I didn’t come here for a massage. I came here to fucked...” she pulled me into a deep kiss. I began pulling my clothes off till I was completely naked.

I lifted her leg up and slid my hard cock down her pussy. She moaned and giggled. “The only reason I work here is because I want to have massage sex with sluts like you” I laughed.

by YourHoneyBoo January 2, 2020

massachushits

The worst drivers in the USA

Person 1: Have you been to Massachushits?
Person 2: Yeah, those drivers are the worst!

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 9, 2021

mass recall

It's time to elucidate what peaceful town level civil rebellion is. Gather 500-1000 families and conduct mass recall of all sitting officials in your town. From there, ask county and state officials to step down. Needs to be locals in every town and simultaneous but it will work. @roadtoserfdom3 on Twitter

Man, I’m so sick of these corrupt ass eugenicist politicians trying to get me to go with Klaus Schwab’s bitch ass agenda! We need to MASS RECALL these bitch ass local politicians before it’s too late!

by RoadToSurfVille4 May 12, 2022

MassDOT

A highway department that loves to close vital roads while not maintaining anything.

“The Sumner Tunnel is closed again, those boys down at MassDOT sure do love traffic.”

by homie885 June 22, 2023

mini mass

A mini version of the new popular by damaned of critical mass . Crititcal mass is a riding of fixed gear bikers who do not obey the law and ride like crazy monsters. In las vegas the gathering is held every last friday of the month .and in LA every friday

Person 1 : we should critical mass ?
Persons 2 : that was 2 fridays ago . But we can mini mass tommorow just me and you

by gokillyourself.NOW! June 9, 2009

Hypocritical Mass

Purposely being just enough of a hypocrite for people to notice. Usually because you have morals or will power and can't control your actions and opinions.

Looks like Dave has reached hypocritical mass.... Does he ever stick to what he says?

by shaneurysm September 22, 2011

Coronal Mass Ejection

When your ready to to blow your load you pull out and cum on their head.

Last night I was banging this chick and when I was getting ready to bust a nut I pulled out and gave her a coronal mass ejection. It was epic.

by The real Satan's Helper February 6, 2015