Missouri McFlurry

The act of a woman (or man) defecating in a public restroom while giving a man oral sex.

Person 1: "Bro, you'll never guess what happened!"
Person 2: "No, probably not."
Person 1: "I just got a Missouri McFlurry from this old lot lizard in the Flying J bathroom as a trade for some meth I got from a truck driver."
Person 2: "You need help, dude."

by barry mcchocheiner September 8, 2021

Missogyny

Women even worse than their male counterparts who insist on supporting the patriarchal system.

Sheila and Jenny were so steeped in their missogyny, they would do anything to make sure the mayor with her feminist socialist agenda would resign.

by Evil Con Weasel November 15, 2021

Missouri Louie

When you tie a nuce around a black mans neck

Richard tied a missouri louie around the slaves neck.

by BigPickle7 December 9, 2021

Missouri Murry Mud Run

Dating a cop that has such bad breath and a rancid baby exit that you choose door number 3 to save your sheets.

I once dated a girl next to Kansas City that I had to do the Missouri Murry Mud Run on or risk having to buy new sheets.

by Fake Valor March 18, 2022

missopp

Missed opportunity

Dating app match
Match, talk, never link

Yo, see that girl? Jawn a missopp.

by johnny's bananas April 16, 2022

Missouri

Do you want Oklahoma but with no lakes and ten times as fucking boring? Missouri is right there. Crackheads, drugs, abandoned buildings? We have it all. Wanna shoot up? Ask your neighbor for some heroin! Here at missouri well give you whatever you want if you got a gun pointed towards our head! Well except the rednecks they get a little feisty if you walk across there house. Also perfect for kidnappings! Cops don’t give a shit here in Missouri! Ever wanted all your shit robbed? Welcome to Missouri we’re there’s a pedophile and criminal in every half a mile radius!

Guy 1: Let’s move to Missouri!

Guy 2: I’ve always wanted to smoke laced weed at a kum & go parking lot. Let’s go!

by The druggy across the stree June 28, 2022

Missouri Manhole

When a women clamps a man’s asshole open and pours his own seman down it until it’s full

“Yeah bro my girl pulled a Missouri Manhole on me last night”

by Gabe Upsecks December 1, 2022