merch girl

cute (usually scene) girl that sells a band's merchandise at a show. but sometimes they are not cute.

Let's go buy a shirt from the merch girl to be cool and try and pick her up even though we don't know who this band really is, and neither will anyone who sees me wearing this shirt, thus giving me 20 scene points.

by Renée September 10, 2005

mercer island

Although people from Mercer Island, mainly teenagers, are known as stuck up, rich, white people most are not. In fact they are some of the nicest people I have ever met and they get a great education. Although the football team sucks, they pwn everyone at every other sport, except baseball and basketball. state champs in Golf, Swimming, Water Polo (mens and womens), lacrosse (mens and womens), and runner up in gymnastics. who can have 6 champion teams in one year, not bellevue. Also, there are many great bands that are from Mercer Island like Oceans in Oblivion, Left at the Castle, Left Lane, Mercury and used to be I-90. One more thing, not everybody is rich.

Mercer Island pwns Bellevue.

by STY Drummer November 2, 2006

Merch

A shorting of merchandise, usually used for fandoms, like when you go to buy clothes or buttons or toys with things from your tv show on them.

Person 1: OMG I'm so exited for comic-con!
Person 2: I know, especially for the merch!

by THEJELLYBEANMEISTER January 17, 2015

merch

merch
something you say when something’s all good or replacement for “cool” or “sweet” and can be used something to say if you’re excited about something or you did something right

example: “ I got you coke instead of pepsi”
“it’s all good don’t worry about it”
“merch”

“We changed our plans and we’re all gonna hang out on Saturday instead of Friday”
“merch”

“Yes, 47 is the correct answer you got it right”
“merch”

by Everlan October 30, 2019

Mercedes Drunk

. Girl on Girl
. Unnecessary volume
. Horny as fuck
. Touches everyone (aka- handsy)
. Hater blockers in action
. Raping of inanimate objects and/or people
. Mouth open
. Paparazzi status

When you're drunk enough that you are time traveling and having the best time of your life- you are Mercedes Drunk.

by Badger Crew June 12, 2013

filth merchant

Some one who works at a fast food store.
(Overheard in Sydney, Australia)

1: I hear Shaz has a job.
2: Doing what?
1: Filth Merchant at Macca's

by rmcc70 May 14, 2005

Mercedes-Benz

Mercedes-Benz is one of the best car manufactures in the world. They produce a car with perfect blend of quality, saftey, performance, and luxary that no other car company can, with the exception of BMW and Volvo.

Japanese cars have the almost the same long lasting qualities, but not the saftey and solid-ness.

American cars just blow.

Evan: I got into a car accident today, I was blind sided by a guy running a red light.

Adam: How are you at the gym, if you were in a car accident earlier today?

Evan: Because I was driving a Mercedes-Benz.

Adam: Wow, what kind of car was the other guy driving?

Evan: A Chevy Cavalier. Hes in intensive care at the hospital right now, he should be alright.

Adam: Its a good thing you spend a few extra bucks for a Mercedes, not only is it sexy looking, its also the safest mass-produced car on the market.

Evan: Yeah, im going to buy a new one tomorrow.

by Evan V January 17, 2005