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tell yo mama to suck my mater bitch
by kenneth hartley May 3, 2008
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Marco Materazzi

See: immature, fag, sore loser, Italian girls.

Some fucking nobody that would have remained unknown to the rest of the world for his entire life had he not provoked Zinedine Zidane into headbutting him.

Previously in the FIFA World Cup 2006, he got a red card during Italy's match with Australia and was suspended during Italy-Ukraine.

Then during the 2006 World Cup Final (France-Italy), Materazzi for no other reason than being a complete dickhead and with no provocation whatsoever, called Zidane's sister/mother a whore and possibly said things to him of a racist nature.

Zidane put him down like the little, Italian faggot he is, and then watched him cry his eyes out on the pitch while Zidane got a red card for doing what any upstanding, proud and heroic football player would have done.

Unfortunately all the media bullshit and public scandal surrounding the event forced one of the greats of the sport into a somewhat early retirement, however after the full story came out a lot of people became more sympathetic to Zidane's side and forgave him.

Especially after discovering that's it always been Italian tradition in football to fix matches, pay off referees, fake injury and rig games to their liking.
Marco Materazzi had his 15 minutes of fame. Now he can go back to being a hopeless defender for shitty teams in serie A, while Zidane will always remain a hero to many people across the world and go down as one of the greatest players of all time.
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maternal death

The act or fact of a woman dying in childbirth, especially by pregnancy-related complications
Sierra Leone has the highest rate of maternal death, which is 1,800 maternal deaths for every 100,000 live births. Afghanistan has the second highest rate of maternal death, which is 1,700 maternal deaths for every 100,000 live births. The United States has a rate of 12 maternal deaths for every 100,000 live births.
by Braska Spira September 23, 2003
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McDermott

McDermott

1. A name of European Descent.

2.The name of anyone with a pair of blue jeans and white shirts.

3.Means Infidelity. Someone who has "cheating" in their genes. Though not all mcdermotts are like this most male mcdermotts are strong flirts and flirt ALOT.

4. Good tasting butter. :D
He's a McDermott.

Mmmmm..

Whats that on your toast?
McDermott.
by gabbagabbawoooosadkjasd September 13, 2009
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wifey material

What really slutty, ghetto girls call themselves to make them seem real and cute and kind but that's not really how they are.
I'm such Wifey Material. I'm a whore! Yaaaaay.
by GIRRRRRRRRL January 31, 2010
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maternal

For a long penis wiener to insert in the vagina to create a annoying ass brat
We are gunna maternal until we regret it 10 years later cause we done fucked up.
by Long Johnson July 11, 2016
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wifey material

a person (she/they/he) who is a bad bitch with a big heart.
my wife is so wifey material, she yelled at a disrespectful person in the street but still helped them pick up the things she threw at them.
by rosie3000 August 28, 2021
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