max

max is a 90 year old girl
and she DOESNT think skirts are gay,
and besides max is really swaggy
and awesome and cool and disco party-😃🔴🍥😝
and max is a goldfish cracker lover

max: o m g *EATS A WHOLE GOLD-FISH-CRACKER BOX

by smartsmurf400 November 7, 2020

max

max is the best 😂‼️ hes so nice and funny, its so easy to get along with him. hes so nice and loveable

whos @vorekaeya?

oh! thats max \(//∇//)\

by @certifiedxiaolover June 27, 2021

To The Max

Its a sarcastic way of saying the opposite to something

Mr. Matt: Ey Blad, Are You Going To The Shop?
Mr. Billy: To The Max (Meaning He's Not):)

Or

Uncle Billy: Ey Blad, That girl Is buff init :O
Uncle Matt: Nah Shes Buff To The Max (Meaning She's Not)(Y)

by Izit Jeans March 17, 2008

MAX

Portland's Metropolitan Area eXpress light rail system.

Typhoon's happy hour: six appletinis and MAX it home...no need for a designated driver!

by Sophie Osborn April 20, 2007

max

a boy who is peaking in middle school which is BAD. he's good at sports and things like that. Has dumbass friends like very much dumbass. he's desperate for girls nudes, and to make out with any girl he can. he cannot keep his hands to himself, some people think he has a little bit of gay but we'll wait till sophomore year.

bro max is so hot but he's such a douche.

by ihateanna123 March 13, 2019

maxe

The sexiest person on the planet. The Greek equivalent of Don Juan.
A real-life sex-machine and an endless source of pleasure for women worldwide.
Also known as the dream lover!.

My god! MXE is more handsome than Brad Pitt!

by Anon April 22, 2005

a Max

1. When you confirm a time of meeting and then flake out,
2. or when you go home far earlier than everyone, being the first to leave

"Yo, where is Pedro? Shouldn't he be here by now?"
"Nah, he pulled a Max."

"Well it was nice hanging out, but I'm gonna head home. Sorry to pull a Max."

by LargePeterson July 17, 2018