mario twins

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Shiggity shiggity Shwa. I just got the the Mario twins game.

by kmm June 18, 2003

mario

A fat and short plumber that the only way he can get laid is is to save the princess from Bowser. He eats shrooms to grow higher. To give an example of how much he wants to get laid: hes willing to bust bricks with his head. But you, have a better chance of getting laid if you stay big, so don't get hit or you'll shrink.

Save the princess quick,
Because she wants a dick.
And if you let her free,
You get the pussy.

-benefit - Super Mario Bros. Rap

by some rand June 20, 2006

MarioCock

A cock that is able to go very fast and drop bananas and turtle shells out of the scrotum. Can make use of mushrooms to become larger and/or invincible.

Man, after I saw Toby's schlong devour that mushroom, I knew that he possessed one or two MarioCocks.

by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008

Mario

Super hot, has major swag, known to be tall and hilarious, great at football or basketball, African-American mixed with caucasian, doesn't put up with peoples drama, hates it when people are mad at him so he's first to be there for anyone unless they make him mad. He won't back down from anyone when they're telling him off he normally fights. Overall a great person.

Girl 1: You see Mario?

Girl 2: Yeahh girl.. he hot as hell.

by Shawnaj October 14, 2011

Mario

An Italian plumber from the mushroom kingdom. He is rarely seen doing his job as a plumber because he is to busy eating magical mushrooms and trying to get laid. His arch-enemy is The Koopa King, named Bowser. Mario has a younger brother named Luigi. Mario's parents never gave a shit about him (letting him ride on a retarded green dinosaur and letting him drive a go-cart all at a very young age).

8 year-old 1: Let's go play Mario!!!

8 year-old 2: I can't, My mom says that the game has to much drug abuse.

by StonedBunny666 December 24, 2009

mario

The act of jumping into the air and very forcefully landing on someone/something.

"Did you just see Bruce jump on grandma's head?" "Yeah dude, he just marioed her to death!"

by Skaman0 August 19, 2007

Mario Kart Fart

when you fart, then all of a sudden it picks up speed

I just had a Mario kart fart
Cause I swear it was coming and boom, it must have caught a mushroom or some speed arrows
weird

by Kid Ji January 16, 2009