piss midget

Eastern Canada and New England term for the biting insect also known as ceratopogonidae, biting midges, or no-see-ums. This nuisance pest takes a bite of flesh and pisses in the wound causing instant itch with burning.

This screened in porch would be lovely if not for the piss midgets, the screen doesn't even slow them down.

by LesG June 25, 2018

Punch the Midget

An act of male self-stimulation whereby the weiner gets pulverized for such an extended duration that chaffing and irritation of the genitals usually occurs. Also known as a Bloody Buddy.

I was punching the midget while watching Oprah yesterday. Now my schnitzel is all fucked up and it hurts to walk.

by Whackbag December 5, 2004

dominatrix midget

noun:
1. A midget who is also a dominatrix.

As seen on Jerry Springer:

The midget named Thor enters with his host of various bondage apparatus.

#1:
Rodion: "Travis is a midget who likes bondage."

Steve: "So he is a dominatrix midget?"

Rodion: "Yes."

#2:
"My name is Thor" - Dominatrix Midget Thor

by Argonak April 11, 2008

russian midget

when receiving head from a girl, she sticks her finger in the mans butt and he cums instantaniously.

edna gave brian the russian midget and there was cum everywhere.

by nick stefanak December 28, 2008

gay midget dwarf

An alternate moniker for Tom Cruise. Properly abbreviated as GMD.

The gay midget dwarf and Katie Holmes are never going to get married!

by Xenu2001 July 7, 2006

hefty midget

A sexual act usually consisting of 3 people. Two regular size people one male and one female and one midget(usually male)and a goat. All human partners cover their bodies in bacon grease. When all are covered the regular size male inserts the midgets head into his female partner's anus (It is recommended that she is bent over). At this point the midget squeaks creating a vibrating sensation in the woman's rectum. The male still holding the midget up at this point then grabs the goat and mounts it. The mounted goat may kick or may not depending of course on how furiously it is mounted. The male then gently lays the midgets rear down in front of the goat's mouth his head still inserted in the woman's anus. The midget now getting it's anus licked by the goat begins to squeak more making the woman truly satisfied. The male having already inserted his penis into the goat begins singing the theme song from charles in charge. Finally the male ejaculates on the goat. The woman releases a steady stream of fecal matter onto the midgets head, the goat stops licking the midget. The midget then pop's his head out of the woman, every inch of the midget's head and parts of his left shoulder covered completely in feces.

Mike: So I had a hot date last night.

Sebastion: Oh yeah? Did you give her a hefty midget?

Mike: You know it brosef.

Sebastion: Yeah I'm into goats.

by mikew September 7, 2008

CRIB MIDGET

Any young child, generally annoying due to their very presence.

Mr Wolf and his significant other were thinking of having children until they went to Wal-Mart and saw all the unruly crib midgets. They changed their minds.

"Oh no, Sally is getting out of her car with her crib midgets."

The wedding reception was going great until the crib midget riot started.

San Antonio is the crib midget capital of North Mexico.

by MR WOLF January 25, 2008